This holiday season, Campbells received the following draft holiday greeting from an unnamed source.
Our attorneys amended the drafting to conform to Campbells’ house style...
Subject always to section 2 (C)(a)(iii)(XII) of the Well-Wishing Law (2017 Revision), commonly referred to as the “Santa Clause”, and insofar as is legally permitted under the said Law, we, Campbells (the “Firm”), would like towould like to are happy hereby to convey expressly our best warmestwarmest wishes for cheer during thesethethe HappyHappy holidays fromfrom Campbellswith or without any preference, priority, waiver or special privilege, and subject to any postponement of rights or to any conditions or restrictions as may reasonably be inferred, and with strict reservation of our rights in full. Notwithstanding the aforementioned or following, the Firm, hereby wish to you,to you, our most valued business partners, (our “partners”) a splendid New Year, which furnishes our partners, without exception (save where expressly or impliedly required by law or regulation), along withalong with peace, joy and prosperity in the year forfor 2018, although without any guarantee, warranty or legally binding assurance whatsoever and howsoever arising.
Happy Holidays from Campbells
Campbells Holiday Greeting.docx / Opening Draft
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